Bisexual spectrum
happy pride month 🤩
might drive my chevy to the levy. it better not be dry tho
you guys won't fucking believe this
my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking lmao
Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things
Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP
There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum
blue whales are the largest animal ever recorded, like you literally need to be in a helicopter to actually see one in from a perspective with zero distortion. idk i just feel pretty lucky to be alive on earth at the same time as them and they don’t even want to kill me. they just wanna use their toothbrush mouthes to filter the ocean of smol ocean bugs. they have communities and they sing to each other to communicate. work is slow im sorry happy friday whales r so cool
Whenever Corroded Coffin play at a new venue, getting bigger every time Eddie is the only one with demands and the list is simple.
Eddies princess gets anything they want.
The guitarist always looks particularly intense and the heart of the venue coordinator always sinks in the face of another potential diva groupie.
"My princess gets everything and anything to make them comfortable. I don't care what it costs or takes. Got it?"
So the coordinator tries to prepare for anything; bottles of expensive champagne on standby, the purest water they can find, plush cushions in the green room and dressing rooms.
But the groupie never shows, just a guy in yellow sweater that politely thanks everyone, stays out of the way and smiles widely at the band as they give everything to the stadium crowd they were playing for that evening.
They watch as Eddie descends into the back room after the encoure and grins at the guy.
"Princess! You made it." He takes the man's face in his hands and kisses him softly like he was made of spun glass. "You OK? Do you have everything you need?"
Steve has anxiety, and Eddie is an overprotective little fucker.
I just think it's funny that this guy had to lick his lips scooby style immediately after eddie got in his face
we all love when famous rockstar eddie munson talks at length about how badass and metal his partner is, before introducing Just Some Guy steve, but i think an under explored element of this dynamic is Just Some Guy steve telling all his coworkers about how sweet and goofy his partner is, before introducing Intimidating World-Famous Rockstar eddie
NOAH OMGGG
Argyle, who adores pretty people like Jonathan and Eden, seeing Steve for the first time: ... oh fuck man
been thinking a lot abt a stranger things bfu au lately
Modern day Steve has a collection of funko pops in his classroom and they are all of the band Corroded Coffin, particularly Eddie Munson.
His students think his obsession with the band is cute but strange, some of the students even buy Steve Corroded Coffin merch for Christmas and it warms his heart. He isn't going to tell them that he can get any merch he wants for free, that's his own little secret.
"Bye, I'm going home to kiss Eddie Munson!" He calls out as he leaves the classroom and his students laugh because they think their teacher is so silly and weird.
"Sure, Mr Harrington, tell him we said hi."
"Of course." Steve says with a cheeky smile. They think he's going to go home to a giant collection of Corroded Coffin merch and an Eddie Munson cut out. If only they knew that Eddie Munson was at his house right now making him dinner in a pink apron.
